Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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