You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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