You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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