That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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