Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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