There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Randomize
