C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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