everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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