Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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