I met the friendliest cop last night
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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