I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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