Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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