when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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