vagina is talking i cant
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
