hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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