she looked like the bat from fern gully.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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