I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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