Is it because I queefed?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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