maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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