I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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