My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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