Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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