Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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