i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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