I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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