I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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