I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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