Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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