Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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