i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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