Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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