Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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