That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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