I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
it's like iHOP with fire
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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