Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Im part way to drunk.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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