In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
