I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I don't think brook has ever known best
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
In America we eat man semen.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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