I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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