I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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