the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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