Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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