Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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