Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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