yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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