we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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