Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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