Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
She even gives head with a lisp.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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