You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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