It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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