somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I wear drunk well.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
